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January 2014- Here comes the Beatnik Alien Super Bowl at last !
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Super Bowl XLVlll (48)
(live Video Link)
When the New York/Jersey region
finally had Super Bowl 48 played in 2014
it was a remarkable, unforgettable event.
But not perhaps for the reasons
one might expect.
No one even remembers the final score.
Maybe that was because there wasn’t any.
Fact was the two top teams that
year never even took the field.
What happened instead was
a long lost batch of Alien in laws
showed up on Christmas Day
pissed off and indeed ready
for the big game.
They had their own specific plans for that.
First thing they did
was finish the holocaust
of the 20th century by
quickly wiping out every
single human being of
Jewish decent with
a blinding flash of light.
Seems one of more prominent aliens
was related to Jesus back in the day
and still held a grudge over the crucifixion.
After some debate the Aliens decided they
might as well do the same exact thing to
all the Christians while they were at it.
It was thought it would be a nice Christmas
present and they would all think it was finally
the Rapture at last.
Next they announced a new date for that year’s Super Bowl.
Was going to be rescheduled for New Years Day
Kick off time would remain the traditional 6 PM
Few changes in the format/line ups however.
This year the 80,000 plus seats would be
populated with every CEO of the worst
most reprehensible corporations on Earth.
All the worst worthless miserable bastards
would be compelled to attend.
It would be mandatory.
Just like the old Night Rallies in the Father Land.
Of course all the Major Media outlets
would be broadcasting
on all frequencies.
If it had a signal on earth.
It would be there.
And you would watch it.
One cherished tradition fell to the wayside however.
No clever 4,0 million per 30 second behavioral suggestions.
This spectacle would be commercial free.
It was announced that this year
that every single Son of a Bitch CEO determined
to be guilty of murdering, polluting, decimating
plundering, exploiting, ravishing and in general
destroying the Aliens garden resort planet
was to be presented at mid-field
and vaporized instantly in a pillar
of fire and plume of smoke to be tinted
in the same exact uniform colors of their
(One of the aliens in charge of
entertainment details thought that was a nice touch
and downright funny.)
The game (if you could call it that)
would last as long as it took to execute
every single “fan” in attendance.
Everyone in attendance was going
to have their ticket punched
till all 80,000+ seats were empty.
(On a side note all the concession stands
would be fully operational and totally free.)
All networks would carry a live feed of the
empty stadium as a closing establishing shoot.
The Post Game Analysis
would be centered around
the game plan for earth
and its’ inhabitants
for the foreseeable future.
As of the Date February 3rd 2014
The global thermostat for the
most populace regions of the planet
was going to be set at 70.
The environment had been cleaned up
and restored to roughly 17th Century conditions.
All weapons, from hand guns
to nukes no longer worked.
Bye-bye to internal composition engines.
All computer systems were going to
off line for a very, very long time.
As of this moment
all money was worthless
in fact it literally did now
burn a hole in your wallet.
It was combustible.
And then ?
They just got back in their
shinny space ships
(they looked like over sized Ford Escalades)
without a further word.
Seems that one aged alien aunts
had to pee and she could only
go on Saturn.
Something to do with the rings.
From Sometimes Grief 5/2010
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